Gul Jeffat
John: go where?
Jeffpc (Away): Just remember the First Rule of Acquisition, Hewmons.
John: Nice. Away message. http://www.memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Ferengi_Rules_of_Acquisition :D
John: I think you are a Cardassian, Jeff.
Jeffpc: And why would you say that?
John: Because Cardassians have an interesting name made of two key words.
John: Card and Asian.
John: idk cardassian sounds cool.
Jeffpc: From now on, address me as Gul Jeffat
John: interesting, why is that?
Jeffpc: because I said so, and if you do not, I’ll make sure my friends in the Obsidian Order hear about this.
John: idk on one hand it sounds like you’ve warmed up to my chicanery Jeff, and on the other, you sound like you are threatening to castrate me. how harsh.
Jeffpc: Computer, access all information regarding the Obsidian Order requiring security access level 1.
Jeffpc: *beep* *beep* http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Obsidian_Order
John: I thought you said you lost interest in D&D type stuff.
John: I see how it is, the moment you can load a weapon you hop onto the cavalry’s wagon.
John: tsk, tsk.
Jeffpc: This is enough! I will not stand here and be insulted!
Jeffpc: Computer, one to beam up.
Jeffpc: *swoosh*